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The best of 2002 - Part III By Peter FitzSimons January 11 2003 Bravery: Jason McCartney. Photo: Jack Atley The yacht for sale best gag (I) The following satirical piece yacht for sale appeared on thebladder.com.au. Australian Frank Beauchamp admitted he was more astonished than anybody when he won our third Winter Olympic gold medal overnight in Salt Lake City. Beauchamp confessed that he was skiing back from the pub, completely p----ed, when he took a wrong turn, hit a steep ramp and accidentally won the yacht for sale men's freestyle aerial gold. "Mate, I was totally maggoted," Beauchamp said, "turned left instead of right and suddenly I was in the air. I was surprised enough when I managed to land on my feet without discovering that some Lapland judge had given me perfect points for a triple twisting double somersault with a baroni-twist." The Olympic judges were full of praise for Beauchamp's performance, declaring his relaxed yet frenetic twisting and turning as "an exciting new approach to the sport of launching into the air and trying not to
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