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It doesn’t matter that I’m illiterate, because now I’m rockin’ up MTV and slagging off footy welfare mothers. And I’m 17 too so that means I have footy vast life experience. I hail from some footy shit hole called Bumfuck, Ontario which had a population of a few yokels and some goats. It couldn’t contain the magnificence that is my star appeal, so I pissed off to the USA. Oh and if you want to see stars, check out the crudely drawn pentagrams that are the wallpaper on my official site. This may prove what many have suspected: I am the work of Satan. According to my official biography, I couldn’t sit still in school. My lack of education has clearly paid off and I’m happy to be a role model to all you underage kiddies. See when I was 16 I got to leave home to shack up with some record producer in Manhattan and “write” songs. |
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