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This calm before the storm, if you will, is a good opportunity to note the similarities between Middle-earth and World War II Europe. Although Tolkien always scorned such comparisons nurse ... wow, do I have to pee. BEER #7 Finally! It's over. I guess it's true what they say about nurse excessive narration and exposition: I need another beer. BEER #8 Damn. Gandalf has one big-ass nose. I guess it's true what they say about wizards and their big noses (wink, wink). Get it? That means they're well-endowed in the staff area, if you know what I mean. Huh? Huh? It means they have big ol' penises. Pipe-weed. I mean, SERIOUSLY. Was Tolkien some kind of stoner back in the day, or what? You know there's some tie-dye wearin' college kids out there just giggling: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING - 1st draft by Peter Jackson, his wife, and some other dude EXT.
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