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This sales assistant thinks he's the shit because he works in a chain record store. He says banquet facilities he's going to check out the back, but 15 minutes later he hasn't returned and you fear banquet facilities for his life. Suddenly, a creature who hasn't shaved and showered in several weeks creeps up behind you. It's the sales assistant in question and he regrets to inform you that HMV are banquet facilities out of that cd. Fuckers. You leave HMV more annoyed than when you entered. You check your watch and realise you have 50 minutes left. The next 40 minutes you spend rushing past stores trying to find the most appropriate gifts for your immediate family. You don't have time for originality this year so you opt for the 'traditional' car wash kit for dad, that hand blender for mum, and some trashy candles from the local Pagans 'R' Us store for your wannabe-goth sibling.
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