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| tummy, health/medicine, diary, marc samuel, jokes, actor, onion mobile edition, gender studies womens studies, chaser chubby, inspirational general, in, getting rid of cellulite, diet industry, | Like an IDIOT, I didn’t think about extracting promises for what would happen after the date. A rookie mistake that will haunt me my entire life. Fat Girl was there when I got there, and looked pretty much exactly like she did in adult links the picture--fat. We started talking over beer, and she was a very sweet girl just like in her emails. It quickly became obvious that she was very much into me, and after about three beers she really started loosening adult links up. The turning point in the conversation was this: Fat Girl [with adult links a seductive, portly, dimpled look] “Tucker, are you a player?” Tucker “Uh, no…I mean, not in the way you are thinking. A player is someone who is only out to have sex for the sake of sex, and will do or say anything to hook up. Yeah, I mean, I like sex, but I won’t do anything to hook up with a girl. |
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| Even if it meant I had to go pork diving. I justified it as such: Tucker “Well…maybe she’s lost weight. She said it wasn’t a good picture.” [Everyone in unison] “HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.” SlingBlade health/medicine “Lost weight? What, you think she caught that mysterious rubella epidemic sweeping the Carolinas? When was the last time a girl was better looking health/medicine than her INTERNET DATING PICTURE?” Tucker “Well, she does have a cute face. You can’t fake that.” El Bingeroso “This is not going to end well.” Hate “Max, just when I think you’ve tapped out, you find a whole new way to fuck up!” Tucker “Fuck you. I hope all of your children have birth defects.” I agreed to meet Fat Girl at a bar in Durham, The James Joyce. I flatly refused to tell any of my friends where we were meeting, and made them promise not to come looking for me, in case she turned out to be morbidly obese, as opposed to just normal fat, like in her picture. |
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