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I wish I had a picture of the look on her face. Complete and utter confusion, with a hint of disgust and twinge of contempt. marc samuel Had it been someone else with the fat girl, I would have laughed. In no mood to deal with this, I quickly shuttle Fat Girl away from them, marc samuel and we eventually end up back at my place (I knew my roommates, Hate and Credit, would still be out drinking). Fat Girl and I have sex, and both pass out afterwards, even though it was only about 11. I’m not sure if it marc samuel was the alcohol, the fumes or the PTSD that put me out. Probably some happy combination of all three. The gods of alcohol often entertain themselves at my expense, but sometimes they throw me a bone. Waking me out of an alcoholic stupor normally requires nothing short of ice water and a fog horn, but somehow I awoke in time to hear Credit and Hate slowly opening the front door to our apartment while creeping towards my door and conspiratorially whispering to themselves. |
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