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I decided to end 0446693952 the debate by moving my army across the Rubicon: “Bartender, get me a shot.” And then I burned the bridges behind me: “Make it cheap tequila. With a beer back.” Yes, I know that fucking fat girls is against the rules for any self-respecting guy, but the rules have a loophole. That loophole is called alcohol. God bless it. With each tequila shot and beer combo, she 0446693952 lost weight, and her face, which was previously only cute, became sorta hot. The night started improving. Then it went to shit. I chose the James 0446693952 Joyce because I knew none of my friends would be there that night, as on Wednesdays they always went to the same bar in Chapel Hill. But there are more people that drink in Duke Law School besides my friends. Namely, two loud-mouthed gossiping bitches in my class, Carry and Amy, who were at the Joyce that night. I tired to hide when I saw them walk in, but it was no use, their scandal radar was too sensitive. They immediately spot me and give a “Hey Tucker,” before Carry notices the land beast I am with.
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