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Do not pause before answering. Even the slightest pause will cause an earthquake of peckinpah insecurity to run through those jiggly thighs of hers (just kidding). Other appropriate responses include: "Yeah, P.H.A.T." "Do you think I'd date a fat chick?" "You never look fat ….You know why? Because you're not fat!" And, peckinpah if you want to be sure peckinpah you never hear the question again, the next time she asks, put your hands on your own thighs, butt or stomach, whip up your most insecure look and say, "No, why? Do I look fat?" Make her answer her own dumb question. Corollary question: Do these pants/skirt/shorts make my butt look fat? There is only one way to handle this question: Press against her, plant your hands firmly on her phat back side, and whisper that far from making her look fat, the pants/skirt/shorts make her look even hotter than she already is, so hot in fact that you must remove them right now.
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