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Hate review the fat girl's guide to life “Max, where is she?” Tucker "She's gone.” Hate "Wha...how...where is she?” Tucker “I hustled her right the fuck out. I’m not about to let you jackals see her.” Hate “AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.” Credit review the fat girl's guide to life “I wondered what that stampede sound was.” review the fat girl's guide to life POST SCRIPT: I tell this story a lot, and people, girls especially, often ask me if regret what I did. Well, first they get real mad at me and pretend to be offended, but then they ask me if I regret it. In a way I do; I mean, it was kinda mean. But I was only like 23 when it happened; what do you expect from me? Compassion? Caring? Should I have just invited her out to meet my friends and stay for a night cap? Yeah, I guess that’s what most guys would have done. And that’s why most guys are hard-up schmucks who couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas. What really cracks me up is when girls ask me if I’d do something like this again.
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